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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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