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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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