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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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