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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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