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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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