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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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