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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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