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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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