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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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