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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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