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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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