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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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