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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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