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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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