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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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