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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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