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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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