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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏
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