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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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