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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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