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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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