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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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