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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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