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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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