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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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