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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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