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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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