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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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