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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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