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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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