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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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