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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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