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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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