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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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