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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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