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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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