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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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