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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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