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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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