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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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