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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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