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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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