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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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