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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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