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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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