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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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