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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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