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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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