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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Kitty
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Gus
eaten by
…
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random pathetic excuse
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a turkey 🦃
a venomous snake 🐍
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an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a hyena 🐺
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