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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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