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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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