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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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