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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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