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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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