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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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