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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁
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